‘Old’: M. Night’s time-warp movie ironically drags on too long

“Old” (2021) – “Don’t wish your life away.”  Did your mom or dad reply with that statement after you declared a desire to be older?  “I can’t wait until I’m 16, and I can drive.”  “I can’t wait until I’m 18, and I can do what I want.” Sound familiar?  Of course, this sentiment applies to turning 21 and reaching a retirement age too, but not necessarily landing on 30, 40, 50, 60, or 70 years young.  Who wants that, right? After watching M. Night Shyamalan’s “Old”, moviegoers probably won’t…